Monday, March 3, 2008

Very specific potato conditions

Ok-

The potato is a vegtable with lots of potential. This is why it infuriates me so when people ruin it.

The boiled potato is the last refuge of the lazy (or horribly poor) and in reality is one step short of barbarism. IMO you might as well just grab a raw potato from its sack and bite into it like an apple.

The potato can be made into so many great foods. The mashed potato is my personal preference but other options include the fried potato, the more thinly sliced (french) fried potato, the baked or fried potato chip, and the far less popular potato cake.

Boiling your potato is an insult to your dignity and it is an affront on the potato. Please stop immediately.

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